p4u2:

navybluejean:

how many urls does izu have that are thirsty

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very thirsty

I was walking through the forest of Moccasin breath
When I saw a troll boy wearing 
Tight pants
I want to own them
But can you even dance in those pants?
“Watch me, woman!”

They made him move like a vessel of shimmy
All sweet and tender like a tiny baby kitty
I need to get some! Put my body in them
Then I will rule the world!

Is that an Angel Baby? No! That’s his dance moves! Yes!
Watch my lady honey grooves! Feed me lots of Jamba Juice!
Call me lady tiger, but I never eat my young, no!
My legs in those pants, a dream! When I would move, I’d scream:

Watch out for my body rolls!
Watch out for my body rolls!
High kicks!
High kicks!
This is how we do it!

Watch out for my body rolls!
Watch out for my body rolls!
High kicks!
High kicks!
This is how we do it!

I begged that boy to make me some
Gotta dance like that where I come from
Grab a partner form a line
Cut and stitch and make ‘em shine
Work that elastic, it’s looking fantastic
P-p-please stitch 'em pretty 'cause my body can’t handle that
It’s just the power of the lycra
Tickles my tigra
Let me get inside of 'em and stretch, stretch, stretch!

And tell yourself you’re a vessel of shimmy
And activate your dance floor kitty

When I place my legs in a cage of spandex
I dance like hell to release the madness
Watch my feet pound holes in plywood
Watch my hips crush plates of baked goods

Watch out for my body rolls!
Watch out for my body rolls!
High kicks!
High kicks!
This is how we do it!

Watch out for my body rolls!
Watch out for my body rolls!
High kicks!
High kicks!
This is how we do it!

'Twas the last stitch on the final seam
He placed onto me, my leg hairs quivered and screamed
I know I needed them more than ever
But then he looked at my legs and said “NEVER!”
I was already wearing tight pants
I just did not activate them!

Wow!

Body roll body roll high kick high kick
This is how we do it

Body roll body roll high kick high kick


I’m a dance floor tiger lady pumping everything she has
Touching every single lad
Rubbing every lady gland
Work that dance floor they may vote you mayor jazz
One day have a plaque that says “She wore the tightest of pants”

Watch out for my body rolls!
Watch out for my body rolls!
High kicks!
High kicks!
This is how we do it!

Watch out for my body rolls!
Watch out for my body rolls!
High kicks!
High kicks!
This is how we do it!

Everyone seems a bit sad right now. Life is rough at times like this and I’m proud of each and every single one of you for sticking out this long! Every second you’re still around doing something as simple as breathing is the longest you’ve been alive! New record for you! You’re doing great! Don’t give up now!! You have a whole life up in front of you and you never know what will happen unless you wait and get to that point! Remember, you’re the only one who can control your attitude and actions.

Cheer up at your own pace. When you feel good enough, you’ll know. Don’t push yourself either! Everyone has their own pace and way of coping and things like that! If you need to cry or make a bunch of read mores, please do it especially if it makes you feel better! Don’t pay mind to how other people do things, do it your own way! You can do this!!

If you ever need someone to talk to, I’m here!! I’m willing to listen and give advice to anyone who needs it. And no, none of your problems are silly or small or insignificant. 

Everyone deserves to be happy! Don’t even think “expect me.” Because I mean especially you!

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selusiblahblah:

COLORFUL / art by Selusi (me)

It’s based on the beginning of the novel with the same name written by Eto Mori. Please don’t repost this comic!

Colorful © Eto Mori 

Send me a word and a character/series/pairing and I will write a drabble:

squirreltastic:

Cheiloproclitic - Being attracted to someones lips.
Quidnunc - One who always has to know what is going on.
Ultracrepidarian - Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge.
Apodyopis - The act of mentally undressing someone.
Gymnophoria - The sensation that someone is mentally undressing you.
Tarantism - The urge to overcome melancholy by dancing.
Autolatry - The worship of one’s self.
Cagamosis - An unhappy marriage.
Gargalesthesia - The sensation caused my tickling.
Capernoited - Slightly intoxicated or tipsy.
Lalochezia - The use of abusive language to relieve stress or ease pain.
Cataglottism - Kissing with tongue.
Basorexia - An overwhelming desire to kiss.
Brontide - The low rumbling of distant thunder.
Grapholagnia - The urge to stare at obscene pictures.
Agelast - A person who never laughs.
Wanweird - An unhappy fate.
Dystopia - Am imaginary place of total misery. A metaphor for hell.
Petrichor - The smell of dry rain on the ground.
Anagapesis - The feeling when one no longer loves someone they once did.
Malapert - Clever in manners of speech.
Duende - Unusual power to attract or charm.
Concilliabule - A secret meeting of people who are hatching a plot.
Strikhedonia - The pleasure of being able to say “to hell with it”.
Lygerastia - The condition of one who is only amorous when the lights are out.

Ayurnamat - The philosophy that there is no point in worrying about events that cannot be changed.
Sphallolalia - Flirtatious talk that leads no where.
Baisemain - A kiss on the hand.
Druxy - Something which looks good on the outside, but is actually rotten inside.
Mamihlapinatapei - The look between two people in which each loves the other but is too afraid to make the first move.

Most probably this is already well-known, but…

darkslover:

Kaworu is the only character ever to be officially described as a love interest for Shinji.

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Nagisa Kaworu The fifth Eva pilot whom Seele sent in. To Shinji, he was both the very first friend he could confide in as well as a same-sex romantic interest. On the account of his true nature as an “Angel”, he attempts to merge with the First Angel, Adam, ensconced in Nerv’s underground, to trigger Third Impact. Driven at the far end of his anguish, Shinji kills that beloved friend of his with Eva Unit-01.


同性愛的な恋愛対象 = homosexual/same sex romantic love interest

Bless you, /a/.

EDIT: Source

zubat:

I will:

  • kiss you
  • pack your lunch
  • make the bed
  • kiss you when you’re mad or sad
  • catch spiders
  • get the mail
  • hug you all the time
  • kiss your boo boos
  • make you food
  • snuggle with you
  • support you and your dreams
  • listen to you talk about your problems
  • kiss you some more
  • hold your hand in public
  • play with your hair to soothe you
  • kiss your forehead
  • and your cheeks
  • and your eyes
  • and your nose
  • and your mouth
  • laugh at your jokes
  • no matter how bad
  • massage your back
  • and love you
  • forever
  • and ever

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katfuzzmunchkin:

do you know what my absolute favorite thing about persona 4 is?

there are a lot of things i love about person 4, but this is my absolute favorite thing.

in the summer, during the even where dojima brings home watermelon, kanji does this thing, right? he has this one animation of him salting his watermelon before stuffing his face, and it’s the best moment in the whole game.

because atlus was to goddamn lazy to actually make a model for a salt shaker, kanji just reaches into his pocket - not even, actually, his hand just clips right through his pants - and pulls out fucking nothing. literally fucking nothing. and he makes a fist and shakes it over the watermelon, but there’s no salt shaker. he’s just pretending to salt this fucking watermelon.

then he chows down on the watermelon. except not really. he just sticks his face in it, and it clips right through the fruit.  and after he wiggles it around for a bit, when he pulls away, the watermelon slice is completely whole. he didn’t even take a single bite of that watermelon. he pretended to salt it, and then pretended to eat it.

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look at this fucking idiot. i love this game.